West Virginia Woman Walking Her Naked Husband Around Town On A Leash On All Fours, Couple Faces Indecent Exposure Charges

OHIO COUNTY, W.Va. – A Washington County, Pa., couple could soon face indecent exposure charges in Ohio County after neighbors say a woman was walking a naked man on all fours on a leash. It happened Tuesday morning around 9:30 near Roney’s Point in Ohio County. Sheriff’s deputies say they got several calls about the couple, but when they arrived to the scene the couple was clothed. Officers say the two admitted to participating in the act and to “having a kinky sexual relationship.” The couple was said to be visiting a friend on U.S. 40. The Ohio County Prosecutor’s Office is reviewing the matter.

Almost heaven! West Virginia! The fact that this couple is facing charges is such bullshit. It reminds me of the rugby player who got fired for pissing in his own mouth. If you ain’t harming anybody else, you should face any consequences. If some bother and sister couple down in West Virginia are in a consensual, kinky sexual relationship, then they should be able to do just that. Not like she forced some stranger to get naked and walk around on all fours like a dog. Not like she has somebody on a leash against their will. This is a dude who simply gets off on being a naked slave dog to a woman with a mullet. They are just mind their own business and so should everyone else in the neighborhood.

And don’t you dare tell me there are children and shit who shouldn’t have to look at an inbred couple walking around naked. This is West Virginia we’re talking about. That shit is par for the course. Burning couches and kinky BDSM, thats what West Virginia does.